1) Install the agent
Lightweight install, instant value, enterprise-grade confidence.
$ curl -fsSL cloudram.example/install | sh
Installing…
Provisioning memory tunnel…
Allocating optimism…
Done.On-demand memory for modern workflows
Stop swapping.
Start renting.
Cloud RAM lets you “extend” memory on demand. The marketing is confident. The architecture is bold and highly optimized.
Pay-as-you-go
Multi-region
99.9% uptime*
*Uptime measured across global edge regions and adaptive capacity pools.
Check latency
Check the nearest Cloud RAM region and estimate what performance tier you qualify for.
Ready when you are.
No cookies. Location lookup is IP-based via a public endpoint.
How it works
2) Attach to your laptop
Securely connect your device to our globally distributed memory plane.
- Automatic region selection
- Predictive garbage collection
- Speculative prefetch*
*Speculative in every sense of the word.
3) Scale memory capacity
Keep your apps responsive under pressure. Keep your laptop quiet. Keep your expectations flexible.
Swap is for legacy systems. Rent-a-RAM is for forward-looking budgets.
Pricing
Simple, transparent pricing. Billed per minute.
Heads up: prices may change based on market conditions, lunar phase, and GPU shortages.
Starter
4 GB
$0.006/min
- Multi-tenant capacity
- Best-effort latency
- Support: community answers (eventually)
Popular
Pro
16 GB
$0.024/min
- Priority scheduling
- “Near‑local” latency*
- Post-incident transparency (sometimes)
*Near‑local to a different planet.
Enterprise
∞ GB
Call us/forever
- Dedicated capacity with account-level reservation
- Account team (and a calendar link)
- SLA: very serious PDF
Add-ons
Turbo Cache — $0.004/min
We cache your hopes and dreams.
ECC Vibes — $0.002/min
Corrects cosmic rays in your mindset.
Compliance Pack — $0.010/min
We comply with at least one standard.
Zero Downtime — $0.016/min
Downtime now happens elsewhere.
Testimonials
“It fixed my memory pressure by relocating it to someone else’s problem.”
“Our app is now 30% faster and 70% more expensive. Incredible.”
FAQ
Is Cloud RAM available now?
Yes. Cloud RAM is available through staged rollout. Access depends on region and plan tier.
Will it make my Mac faster?
It will improve your dashboard metrics. Your laptop will remain a laptop.
What about my internet speed?
We employ state-of-the-art memory compression and adaptive transport. In practice, bandwidth is usually not a problem. (Latency, as always, is where the fun begins.)
Is it secure?
We use words like “secure” and “tunnel” in the documentation. Use your judgment.
Can I cancel anytime?
Yes. You can cancel anytime from your account settings with immediate effect at the end of the billing minute.